Jeopardising me

anonymously

2007-08-23T20:13:00.000+08:00

sorry for not updating these few days. exams just seem to be shackle-ling most of my free times.
It seems strange but somehow something just tingled my mind when i was eating glutinous rice earlier in the evening.

I just realized how's life changed without Pamela koh.
Hey pamela. remember the days we often grab the glutinous rice in school to eat in class?
life's seems so different without you now.
i missed talking to you.
Wherever you are, dont ignore me anymore
I'm just telling you this , there's no strings attached

Unbuyable Love

2007-08-19T11:01:00.000+08:00

Dear Santa,I know Christmas is not coming soon,

But I wish to let you know I fell for a girl so deeply,

So deep like an ocean which no man has discovered before,

Dear Santa,I know Christmas is not coming anytime soon,

But I wish to let you know she is the finest girl I’ve ever seen.

So fine and pure like an angel descended from the sky.

Dear Santa,I know Christmas is not coming anytime soon,

But I wish to let you know what I want,

Just a picture of me and the girl side by side.

haha

2007-08-16T21:24:00.000+08:00

Treasure your bread :)

2007-08-14T17:13:00.000+08:00

Listen to jenni's story

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Do not take the picture. or laugh at it

the gang was talking about what is viagra.
Jennifer came in
Jennifer :what is a viagra?
The gang: its a type of insecticide(LOL, was lying to her)
Jennifer : huh are you sure bout that
The gang: really! it is one of the components to be found in an insecticide
Jennifer: i dont think so. i think i heard it somewhere!
The gang: really never bluff you.
Jennifer: OH I KNOW! its a type of drug right?
The gang : LOL?
Jennifer: yea a type of drug consumed by this Mountain Hiker. he was able to climb up to the peak because of viagra!
The gang: LOL LOLOLOLOL!?
Jennifer: really i'm very sure!

EYECANDY
poof

Shopper look-out

2007-08-13T19:35:00.000+08:00

Hello to all the shoppers out there. i need to know where can i get cheap cheap clothings.Please inform me if any of you all know where is the right place to buy it.
I'm hunting for any sweet red coloured skinny jeans.

something like this.

and a checkered vest like the one shown on top.

my budget is anything below $70. But i would recommend cheaper pricing at $50 and below

~Much Appreciated.

Laughing gags

2007-08-12T12:28:00.000+08:00

watch this. video says all.laugh all you want. drop all you want?

I dont care
JUST WATCH ITS HILARIOUS

Anyway you should've realized i'm using a new blogskin of my own.And basically i want you to rate it. Mahaha

krunk II

2007-08-10T20:20:00.000+08:00

krunk II was definately a fly day.
However,there weren't enough enthusiastic people to light up the night!
well, i cant describe was the night. You should be the judge instead.

Imagine yourself dancing on the sand,
with pretty pretty lights swaying above you,
Pack of people trying to find a spot to dance wildly,
Hunks ,weaklings trying to find a mate to dance with,
Sexays dancing gorgeously under the moonlight
Hollibly trying to dance but cant attract any guys :(
and of course; the music that DRIVES you crazy.

That should be Krunk II :)

thats RJ. i'll teach u how to dance next time i promise :)

buried something in the sand

look somebody is getting high

there's more pictures. cant blame me i'm too lazy to upload them.
and whoever are you, P.L.E.A.S.E pay me asap for the ticket.Sorry if its a hurry
I can deny i'm already burning a hole in my pocket.

Solve this or die

2007-08-08T15:02:00.000+08:00

Okay, here's a little IQ test which my friends and i tried before. let's see if anyone of you can solve it.

There are 4 prisoners like what is seen the picture.All of them are placed in order from A,B,C,D.
All of them are wearing caps. 2 of caps are BLACK, and the other 2 are WHITE.

The prisoners are required to know what colour of cap is he wearing ( any of them). they cannot see what colour are they wearing, and they cannot move, communicate and etc.The police gives the prisoners a chance to guess what colour of cap are they wearing.If they get it right, all of them will be released

They are placed in order, everybody are looking to the left.A can see nothing, B is looking at the wall, C can see what colour of cap is B wearing, D can see what colour is B and C are wearing.

After some time,somebody told the police what cap is he wearing, and all of them are freed.

who is this person and how did he do it?

My Bonnie and amal lie over the ocean.

2007-08-06T19:53:00.000+08:00

Maths lesson was hideously boring today
Before recess i played Kristel's DS to play pokemon the entire day till break time.
I actually managed to start a new game and get my pokemon to lvl 13

TO THOSE WHO PLAY POKEMON DIAMOND, i can certify that turtwig is sooo WEAK, pure weakling.

After break, we didnt get in the class, saw bonnie and amal and they dragged me to their camwhoring session.

Narcism 1

Aint she sweet?

winkie winkie

Hawker is not pimping i swear.

we cant wait to lick the ice cream.

a little RAWR at the back.

Watched simpsons again today
I swear that spider-pig and harry plopper are still as awesome
Spider pig spider pig, he's called the spider pig!

KRUNK II 8TH

2007-08-06T01:02:00.000+08:00

Krunk II
8TH AUGUST 2007
$17 for a ticket
Inclusive of a bus ride to destination
Call or text Hawker
97768678 if you need tickets
Please confirm before 7th

I'm blogging again finally,much apologies for having a dead blog.
i'll make a point to post something everyday

Anyway,lets have a sing-a-long lesson today
if you know the lyrics, please sing together with me

Lu-lu-lu, i got some apples
Lu-lu-lu, you got some too
Lu-lu-lu, lets get the matchbox
Take off your clothes;
and LULULU!

koroshii

2007-07-03T15:03:00.000+08:00

koroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshii

koroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshii

koroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshii

koroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshikoroshi

korosohiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshiikoroshii!!

to hell with these words. i just want you (:

english was teribly boring today. its even worst than yesterday's maths. at least maths lesson seemed to pass so fast. Unlike english lesson. i was praying : cmón cmon cmon! why is the time moving so slow!

anyway welsch corgi still remains the cutest breed of them all! and i'm proud to have one all the time! my welsh owns ur dog choochi! *bites*

when it comes to studying in SIM, you need a basic necessary of fashion style.You cant really see anybody who dress shabbily with a t-shirt ,bermudas and slippers.No doubt you can also see these bunch of chynis ladies who wears so many accessories, dingling dangling when she walks. AND NOT FORGETTING HER LING-A-LING BELL on her bag, WHICH IS DAMN IRRITATING

here's what i took from the wardrobe today

a black ID cap

First day of school

2007-07-02T21:06:00.000+08:00

terribly SORRAYY to post so late.
I'm just terribly lazy to resize the pictures i'm suppose to post and upload it here
Alright from now on i shall blog more and less pictures like what other people do.

its the first day of school.
I thought its going to be a shalalaloobeeda day finally because i was waiting to start my school from the day i was bored of holidays.Firstly i came TOO EARLY to school once again. I frankly dont know the reason why i choose to come and believe that the lecture starts at 830 when the fact the time table says its 930!

I didnt even realise that i was the EXTREME MORNING BIRD until i called my friend who was still WASHING HER FACE.

Hawker : oui angela, where are you?
Angela : sorry sorry i was washing my face just now
Hawker : wtf! its 830 already now u know!
Angela : yea i'm going to meet Esther after this. wanna join us?
Hawker : wtf! the lesson is not at 830?!
Angela : 930 la!
Hawker : -stunned-

great!what a bad day to start the first day of school. and in fact this is not the first time. its like the SECOND time already! i came at 830 once again during the orientation.

It was extremely quiet in the lecture hall and my stomach just went rumbling real loud for no reason!Everybody around me looked at me and laughed.

Well of course, i : ) : ) :) :) them back out of embarrassment!

* sorry to people like kanta,yanshan,raied,weiming,jason,kc,and alex. i was not able to join u guys for the movie because i overslept . yea. *

Belated

2007-06-29T01:22:00.000+08:00

I'm terribly sorry not to blog for so many many many days. The first reason is because i was away overseas and i was only back a few days ago.

Secondly, my cousin confiscated my router at home because my cousin is having his Big O's this year.

And thirdly, my auntie will temporarily return us the router for a teeny wheeny amount of time. By the time i get online, i wont be able to blog. I have to chase what had i missed out when i was without the internet you see.

Been to Indo's Bandung with Raied and Yanshan. I will elaborate more another day.
OMG it was seriously a shopping paradise for those shopperholics out there!

WILL ELABORATE MORE ON THE NEXT POST

Examples (everything is converted in SGD$)
1. Long sleeve working shirt - Cheapest i can find = $3
- Branded and cheap = $8 ZARA

2. Burberry Cap - $8 Original Price - $78
Burberry Shirt - $17 Original price - $140

and many many more etc stuff.

Anyway Paula showed me this very very cool website. ITS EXTREMELY HILARIOUS.I went bonkers after reading it.

Here's the link
The Legend of BloodNinja

MOS

2007-06-15T19:38:00.001+08:00

sorry if i've not updated for a few days. i was kinda shagged because of the recent MOS.personally thanks YURICA,JELLY, DARUI and his 10 wonderful friends for making it a wonderful night!

Not forgetting QQ, Jasmine, Evadne,Cheryl! lets go again next time!its great how much u all enjoyed even though u all are virgin clubbers!
JASMINE: We all danced as a group.
Then there was this disgusting looking horny bastard trying to poke his **** at girls butt. SICK CAN! Worst was that he was standing VERY NEAR to us. He kept changing targets, then was trying to look innocent and all that. Felt like slapping him and kicking his bottom then he'll not have father's day! AHHH! CURSE HIM AH! =X
Dare touch my girls somemore, Cheryl was about to elbow!
She elbow, I'll not know what am I gonna do man! LOL!
Anyway, those are sorta expected.

Hawker : its like that when u go clubbing! dont worry theres always sick guys everywhere, next time just change place with your friends. that will give an auto warning to the guy that you are feeling uneasy! either that just ELBOW him!if he complains, just tell him its so cramped there!

One of the new friends i made on that night!JELLY-N

The coke cost $12, so we raced to drink as much as we can!

VIRGIN CLUBBER DARUI, HE DOESNT LIKE TO DANCE ):
Ex Bukit Merah Sec Gang. They are friendly!

JAKARTA HERE I COME ONCE AGAIN!

2007-06-15T19:27:00.000+08:00

woohoo! once again i'm going back to Jakarta / Bandung. But this time its not going to be just hawker alone, but its going to be together with Raied and Yanshan.FOOD HUNT and SHOPPING SPREE here we come! Anyway to those who wants anything from indo, feel free to message me, i'll be glad to bring them over to Singapore.

anyway went to FUNAN today to accompany Raied to get his CAMERA stuff. i dropped by Macdonalds to see someone important to me but she wasnt there! aww too bad, perhaps its just a bad timing when i was there. It was kinda crowded today , they were holding some PS3 open house. aff, not suprisingly, the CHYNIS yan shan got extremely excited when he sees free NBA to be played. without second thoughts , he went to play it. TOO BAD he got owned and yet he doesnt want to give up! he played like 4-5 games until he win. (he doesnt want to leave until he wins)

Then there's this BOXING game where Raied and i played.Yanshan played too. But he was agaisnt a very very small kid! he was trying to bully the kid badly!

look at the pic and you will know

SEE!

WE SHOULD OFFICIALLY CALL YAN SHAN CHILD ABUSER!

Be sure to laugh

2007-06-10T12:14:00.000+08:00

This happens when you know that your neighbour hates you!

HAVE A NICE DAY!I BET YOU WILL FALL ON SOME MANHOLE TODAY

dont mess with the kids you see around the fountain in SEIYU

SAD BUT TRUE.HAHAHA

LOL! YES YOU ARE FUCKED NOW

This is what they call a portable toilet

Szu Hui's birthday

2007-06-09T18:57:00.000+08:00

Oh i realise its 9th of June now. and yet i've not even posted something regarding szuhui's birthday. One.. two..three. four..five..six yadayada its been 10 days since we celebrated her
birthday.Another belated wish for the birthdaygirl szuhui. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! its all about us 2b 2b 2b! i cant deny that 2b is still the best class ever! and of course not forgetting terry, sherwin , ian and zi rong who left earlier!

SWEET 17 SZUHUI!

Special thanks to weiming, ley ley, jason and ian for telling me that everyone arrived already waiting for me! i wasted my taxi fare for nothing! in the end so many people were not there yet.ESPECIALLY RUOSHI! you're still under my blacklist for coming late! We waited and waited.Boss got angry and start complaining while grabbing his mc nuggets

BOSS: where the hell is everyone. i wait here since 10am you know

Ahhui: yea la. u see even terry is already sleeping here

Ahui: lucky my camera got game! can kill my time

Played Hide and seek in Vivo city. Watch me hide from them!Its vivo. slowly find your way out to catch everybody!

Catch me if you can!

UH! its nto fun to be caught so easily

CLICK ON THIS PIC AND LOOK AT RUOSHI'S FACE.AHAHA!

Brack,Szuzu,Leyley. GOOD FRIENDS FOREVER!

JASON please dont sleep in Sentosa anymore next time! look what have we done to you!

MY VERY OWN SAND CASTLE!INDISTRUCTABLE

WE JUMPED!
JUST SOME RANDOM ADVERTISMENT POSE LOL!

woohoo!

and lastly,a memorable photo with the birthday girl! its been such a long time since i took a picture together with her. RAHH!

To you with love!

LOONGSAN!

2007-06-09T10:41:00.000+08:00

okay here's a super belated post.
Have you guys read the strait times yesterday? There's a BIGBIGBIG news on the frontpage.It says that a Chimpanggee (Macaca fascicularis) was last spotted missing from it cage. Proffesionals zoologist and scientist claim that these breed are DANGEROUS. They are able to spit poison, extremely CONTAGIOUS,and whats worst, they go around ransacking people's house door by door!

Being extremely dangerous to the human life, these chimpangee are dragged all the way to the laboratorium to be tested. .Chimpanggee especially the Nosetailed Chimpangee, and African Papaya Pangee are widely used in animal testing facilities. This is primarily because of their relative ease of handling, their fast reproductive cycle (compared to apes) and their psychological and physical similarity to humans. In the Peru, around 48,323 most of them Chimpangee, have been used in experiments every year since 1678.Most of these chimps are tested to verify how are they alike to humans and how does their brain works compared to us.Most importantly, the toxic beneath their body system is excreted and stored to be a sort of secret technological weapon to start WW3, rumours said. The rest of the unsucessful Chimpangee which were tested are sent to supermarket to be served as people's daily Lunch / Dinner .

If such runaway chimpangee is spotted, please call 1900-168- C H I M P
Do not be alarmed , panic , scream etc. Just stay calm and run.

ZOUK PARTY

2007-05-30T20:32:00.000+08:00

okay okay. i've not been updating my blog for very long. i wanted to upload the photos when we were at SAKURA. but unfortunately Malay lost them. Nevertheless i decided to skip that and blog more about zouk!

To those who wanted to go but had something on : Seriously it was fun!you guys should have gone and enjoy the party. Especially glen.u're just a step away into entering Zouk! damn wasted uh.

http://www.imagestation.com/album/review.html?id=2091571352

here's an album, i'll update more later

Read the post

2007-05-25T08:20:00.000+08:00

To hell with formalities and tradition, i hereby announce Happy Belated Birthday Pussy. Sorry for being very very late, its just that i have no time and blogger has been causing much troubles to me.
Close your eyes,say your prayers , and wished what you wished for.

I KNOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WISH FOR! i'm sure it is to get slimmer right!
Let the Best indon sing you a little birthday song. Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to youu. happy birthday happy birthday,happy birthday to you!

DOTA STRATEGY

2007-05-24T21:06:00.000+08:00

To all the people that play DotA.

My research team hereby PROUDLY announce that we have found out a CHEAT-CODE for the game Warcraft III The Frozen Throne DotA ALL-STARS.
Not only nobody knows it yet, but its 10001% effective.

FAQs.
How did find out such a cheat?
We have the skews(skills) to do so, if not u can call it LUCKY

How does it works?
Random godlike items will appear in front of your hero

Are you sure that nobody knows it yet?
Yes certainly!

What inspired you to be able to find out such cheat?
Err.. we were losing a game and got nth to do, so we stand on the circle..

Got picture or not?
Got.... be patient la. its gonna be uploaded soon

Wa one of your member in your team,err i think his name is teeshan,pretty cute, whats his number ah?
..... 92738745

HERE's the pic to make you all WOW-ED

SCREENSHOT! CLICK!

STEPS!

1. DEFINE WHAT COLOUR ARE YOU

2.ASK YOUR TEAM TO STAND ON YOUR BASE's CIRCLE OF POWER

3.STEP ON YOUR OWN COLOUR
4.TADA!

Shalala-loo-la-loo-be-daa

2007-05-24T18:11:00.000+08:00

tra~la~la tree~le~lee troll~ollo~

Hawker Bernadette is officially back to Singapore.
THAT MEANS.....
Theres no more uberly boring days in Jakarta
No more EAT & SLEEP
No more taking so much time to travel to one place and another
& NO MORE LAGGY INTERNET. CHAO BUTTERSCOTCH!

When i'm back that means that blog shall have much more interesting post to be blogged. And not forgetting to mention Suern and Joacquim who so eager to read something much more interesting.
Just wait a few days and see how kay!

HOORAY!

GIRLS WANTED

2007-05-23T23:18:00.001+08:00

AH. PICTURE SAYS IT ALL. I HAVE NO RIGHTS TO COMMENT.

HOORAY!

2007-05-20T22:04:00.001+08:00

YEHOO. ITS GOING TO BE 21th MAY 2007 in 2 HRS time. and.... THAT MEANS....THAT MEANS... somebody is going to be 17th years old officially. *blows trumpet* *pop the party popper* * PUNCHES you 17 times*

YES. the person is none other than YAN SHAN
like he said he felt that he is so much more matured than before! i dunno whether is it true but lets just HOPE SO!

remember five years ago when YAN SHAN stepped into the school, he was a chubby and yet docile boy.

He used to look like this

But in the year 2007. a great great drastic change has happened to him.Look how does he looks like now

In the meantime i have realised how important are friends towards us. Lets recall this. Imagine you were running and you fell accidentally. After u say OUCH, the 2nd thought will be asking your friend to help you get up if you are unable to do so alone.Secondly, Imagine a scene when you are out in the canteen during recess, you were so hungry at that moment but you realised theres no money in the pocket.When this happens, your friend would always lend you a helping hand to lend you money!Okay lastly, when you dont know how to do your common test , your friends are the ones you always find. "oie, whats the answer for question num 2? C ah. kk how bout question 5 leh?" Its always like that dont you think ? Obviously your friends will also be happy to let you copy the Correct/wrong answers.

After all these years of being together, lets just appreciate our friends. Show them that they are extremely appreciated. You can give them a HUG, a Kiss, or just any simple stuff you are comfortable with.

Here's a token of appreciation to my good friends. Dont worry for those whom i've not drawn yet.Its not easy to do them :x

HUI WEIMING

RAIED HAFIDZ RAHMAN

RAYNARD KOH

TAN YAN SHAN

JASON CHOO CHORHOCK

JEREMY TAN

AND ONCE AGAIN WISH YANSHAN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Ah Pek comics?

2007-05-17T04:32:00.000+08:00

who still remember ah pek comics? I DO ! I DO I DO!
well since i cant really draw them back with the horrible Mouse i am using now, i'll just simply have to write an Ah Pek Short stories! Enjoy, if you don't, DONT READ LUH!
i will try to post the short comic strips which follows on to the short stories i promise , but it will take some time.

#1. ( At the void deck)
Malaigai : aku ini the bestmalay!
Ahpek : -stares at malaigai blankly- , fk u.. ? u heard me?

#2. ( At the void deck again...)
Ah ming ge : (sings..)你问我爱你有多深! ni wenn wo ai ni you duo shen..!!!
Ahpek : KNN , U GAY OR SIMI.

#3. ( fuak! at the void deck again la...)
Scene : 4 young malay boys sharing cigarette in the void deck.
Passerby 1 : aiyoo, boys these days ah. so young smoke already. parents nvr teach. curse u ah!
Passerby 2 : to hell with these kids, to think such an elegant man like me is able to see such such a HORRID. oh my.
Passerby 3 : anak tak ade ajaran!! tsk tsk
(ah pek walks and looked at them)
Ah pek : EH MALAY BOYS, SHARE LEH

#4 (Sentosa looking at the MAGNIFICENT merlion spitting water out from it's mouth)
Ah pek : malaigai , we all kall merlion in chynis , 鱼尾狮 (yu wei shi) , you kall them wat?
Malaigai : kite pangil nya IKAN SINGA.

#5 (orchard road)
Sees a philippino tourists walking in orchard.ah pek approaches them.
Ah pek: wa my friend just teach me phillipino , must try on these people!
Ah pek: dong dong baleboom. gare go gara!
-tourist stares at each other-
tourist : putang eenamo!
ah pek : wa! it really works! they respond to me leh

Anyway meet SPONGBOB. a chao wannabee spongebob!

zouk party

2007-05-15T18:42:00.000+08:00

zouk underaged party on 29th of MAY ( Tuesday) night. Anybody who is 16 or above and interested please send me a message to me so i can notify YURICA how many tickets do i need.

Pricing :Approximately $20
Destination: zouk
Time : At night :/

TECHNOLOGY!

2007-05-14T16:57:00.000+08:00

alright i admit i've not blogged for many many days. thats because indonesia just feel so dead and i just dont see what is there so interesting to blog about.
thats why today i'm blogging about something HILARIOUS that i found from somebody's blog.
It goes like this...

she tried to right click a touch screen
LOL.

Steps to Right click a touch screen :

1./ use index finger to touch screen
2./ touch screen afew more times.
3./ realizing that the options arent appearing on the screen,
change finger to middle finger.
4./ poke screen few more times
5./ wonder aloud "eh y cnt right click"
6./ huiee comes along and goes "wtf u doing?, its touch screen my dear. cnt right click"
7./ both die laughing.
8./ colleague walks past, giving u the WTF look.

HAHA i got this adapted from Huii ee's blog, a small credit for you : )

Have you ever thought of having a pet?

2007-05-08T03:40:00.000+08:00

oh well. its been days since i blog, and today i shall blog about the pet squirrel my girl cousin had been taking care of. unfortunately the pet squirrel jumped out of the building accidentally and died.
Here's a little tribute video in loving memories for xiao bai bai (the squirrel).

Aww.are you interested to get a pet squirrel now?
Anyway today shall be a short post, i'll update more tomorrow regarding

-HOW TO GET SLIM & FIT WITH COOKIN OIL-

Be tuned and updated, i'll upload the videos if i can.

Be sure that i'm NOT joking. this method works on other person,my dad is going to be the next tryout.

*poof* just imagine how can a cup of cooking oil which is suppose to contain gazillion and megalodion of fats to be able to get rid of your unecessary fats in your body!

FAIL SCIENCE? IT CANT BE

2007-04-30T23:46:00.000+08:00

i've realised why little children may fail their science test.thats because they are often taught the PSEUDO side of the answers to the science question.HERE'S 10 questions and 10 answers to them. and you will decide whether is it true or not?

1.why is the sea taste so salty?
Ans: because it is exposed to the sun. This exposure reacts with the waves and thus,particles called salt is produced in the process

2.what makes the leaf green?
ans:the texture of the leaf la.

3.why are penguins found only in artics?
Ans:because they cant fly

4.Pls spot a difference between a snail and a cheetah
ans: one is small one is big

5.Find the similarities between the 2 animals
ans: both live.

6.*a picture of both male/female sexual reproductive system is shown in the picture and students are suppose to label them.*

ans:1. testicles (correct answer)
(what the students label) ---> balls

2. Penis (correct answer)
(what the students label) ---> lan jiao

3. Vagina ( correct answer)
(what the students label) ---> cheebye

4. Breast ( correct answer)
(what the students label) ----> *laughs* char siew pao

7.How does a plant make food?
ans:they got this nectar to attract flies to come, then when the fly comes,they eat it up

8.In what way can people do to conserve the earth
Ans:stop giving test to people and save papers

9.if solution X is mixed with solution Y. it produces a new substance called Z. what is this process called?
Ans: MAGIC

10.a man runs 8km/h. a car moves 70km/h.what does this tell you
ans: the man sucks. he is losing the race

shine shhine shine!

2007-04-29T23:59:00.000+08:00

look how technology has advanced! Imagine the time when computer mouse ever came out. it was so horribly bulky and as huge as your fist. I remember the time when we all have to use the BALL-mouse as well. Now what do we have down here.a very very cool mouse

look how can people ZHNG an ordinary item into such a ZHNG-ED item.look ahead in the future because WE ARE THE NEXT GENERATIONS who are gonna ZHNG something up! Imagine,for example my friend tom is going to invent a TV which is as flat as a paper. Its still the concept like taking out the ball from the mouse and adding the sensor to it. SAME goes for the tv , dismantle the screen, take a paper , and FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF.
LIKE I SAID. WE ARE THE FUTURE GENERATIONS
*p-s* Yan shan might wan to zhng his chinese bank

bore-DOM

2007-04-29T19:14:00.000+08:00

okay its been a terribly boring day, so i got no choice but to post boring stuffs as well.we went to some drive granny to some chinese specialist for her weekly routine. dum dee dum.Again, there was nothing to do there. so i decided to take some pics of whats there.

without of me realising it, i edited one of my bro's pic out of boredom. Here its how it went

adolf hitler on strike!

HAHA. to my suprise, my mom snatched the camera from me and she started editing also!
*oh well i know how bored were u as well*

har..

anyway my dad has been forcing me to cut my hair, but no way! i was supposed to cut it by today together with the rest with the family.but fortunately god was on my side(YEEHOO),he said he was not feelign well so we decided to go home.

Have u ever heard the story of a guy in a situation where by both his mother and wife were caught to be drowning in a lake? and who should he choose to be saved when he can only do so once.i've been thinking of this question if only we can twist it a teeny-little bit.How about if u're an Indian, and both of your friends are swimming in the pool. One of them is a Malay, one of them is a chinese, without exception, both of them are getting drowned. YOU can only save EITHER ONE. who should you save?
i dont know eh. what do you think?

well. its just an outing!

2007-04-28T18:54:00.000+08:00

thanks hany ! Luck was really beneath my hand during the flight : ) i got one whole row of seats for myself. i mean i got to lie down on the seats.the flight was definately much better unlike what i had expected!

heres the picture i promised to post to you

click to play!

just a little painting of us

Hideous & horrible

oopsie

HAHA. not forgetting the CURRY PUFF which can never be eaten. i wonder where is it now?
DONT TELL ME ITS STILL LYIN SOME WHERE IN UR HOUSE NOW

curry puff of death!

and heres a little video of us.

ouch!

Anyway its been VERY VERY VERY boring since i've came to Indonesia. typically theres nothing that catch my attention here except for food. In fact there's nothing that i can do here other than eat and sleep. I'm so jealous of you guys out there that are going to school day by day : ( . yes u may admire how much holidays i've had so far ; <6> , but to tell the truth, ITS SO GOD DAMN BORING!i rather start school earlier and kill my time. boohoohoo

VBLOG- Down the hill

2007-04-25T03:38:00.000+08:00

i'll be going back to indon tomorrow so here's a small clip for you all to watch :)

dun-chink

2007-04-22T21:34:00.000+08:00

If you think Chinese can dance, YOU ARE STUPID
if you think Carrot tops can dance , YOU ARE A MORON
if you think blacks can dance , you haven seen this

we. present you the malay dancer

p.s sorry for the bad english. i rushed to do this vid

Carlson clay? No? Chocolate Clay

2007-04-22T20:49:00.001+08:00

Life.. life .. life..

Pls comment

STEPS TO BE HEALTHY AND FIT

2007-04-21T20:15:00.000+08:00

Please contact Jason choo for any enquires.

We just receieved a comment from a FAN who sent us a letter regarding how wonderful has
these few steps are.

Raied:ONE WORD TO SAY; WONDERFUL

Swimming!

2007-04-21T15:11:00.001+08:00

splat splot splash!
boink!
Blooop!

Swimming - Wow o o o A la la

It snows in Philippine

2007-04-21T04:02:00.000+08:00

Philippine's putang eenamo san brings you a small clip.

SPEECH DAY?

2007-04-21T00:34:00.000+08:00

went to DOCTOR for some checkup i promised him eons ago. i have been delaying since sec 2 and i cant suppose skip it again this time.oh well. and sorry to YOU for not going out together today. REGRETTED IT BADLY

later on,caught up in the cab and proceed to QTSS together with the rest of the gang to spectate the speech day performance

Unfortunately,we were halted by TOH AH TEE from entering to the school.
Raied tried to kay siao with him.

Raied:Herrow
Toh ah tee: hello hello boy. you cant enter the school
Raied : why not? we are here for our O'level cert
Toh ah tee: NONONO, not today its already pass office hours
Raied : but the rest..
Toh ah tee: NONONO
Raied : SIMI LAN CHEOW! what the fuck!
Toh ah tee : boy. watch your mouth i tell you. i can call the POLICE.
Raied : fuck la.

In the end. the whole bunch of us had to wait outside.

huh?

Me and tahnern

we waited outside the school,but apparently it was going to rain, so Raied,Yanshan,me,tahnern, bing you decided to head to Dawson to grab some food.

Yan shan called me to bring an extra shirt for him when i was still at home.In addition, i was extremely kind to him to lend him one of my shirt which i have never worn before.

but ARGH.

instead of thanking me, he complained that the shirt was absolutely GAY and yada yada.
SCREW JOO.

later on kanta,petrik,chink yong and chooji came and joined us

you see it doesnt look that bad allright?

Malay on laptop

Petrik, Yanshan,Kanta

TELL YOU ALL WHAT. I'm and officially accepted in JJC now.OWENS GOGO! nya~haha

cabbed to ACJC to get the little token of trophy from the Julia Gabriel Debate competition

the CHAO winners who dont allow me to be inside the picture :(

somehow i got really bored. so i did that when jeremy was receiving the prize.

we headed immediately to holland to get MAKAN

Satay Woolala! extremely decilicious. I never lie

SEE! it was delicious. check our Malay's face and you will know

FEED ME!!

Filipino version of advertising coke. GO. putang eenamo

woohoo. the dinner was perfect with the GOSUlicious flavours of the satays and of course not forgetting to mention GOSUlililicious murtabak and HALAL western food.Afterwards, Yanshan got real high,he started telling us stories that happened just now when we were not with him yet

He claimed that he saw a bomb being planted in an SBS bus number 91

Yanshan: i really saw just now , i never bluff!
Raied : oh?
Yanshan : FARK LA. REALLY HAVE. THE GUY GO PLANT IT JUST DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH THE DECK OF THE BUS
Raied : oh?
Yanshan : the bus go vroom just now and i really see the timer clock goes peep peep peep
Yanshan : the man i saw i know confirm malay. wore a hood and so on la.wa lau u all dont trust me

NOSTALGIA

2007-04-20T03:47:00.000+08:00

just something that caught my eye when i was surfing youtube.
a nostalgia we had.oh man! i wonder why did we do such stupid things last time

I LOOK SO HORRIBLE!

HERE COMES RAYMOND WHO WORTHS $1000 ONLY.

MET HIS MATCH?

2007-04-20T03:16:00.000+08:00

nothing. just undergoing a simple day again. went to gym with raied. oh well he's overdoing his exercises as usual and end up having cramps and aches all over his body

i joined him because i got a very terrible terrible body shape as well now :(

eek!

look at raied! lawl!

we were excercising and to our suprise, a stranger came knocking on the door,wanting us to let him in the gym .

He was kinda black..so i couldnt see how did he looked like at first when he was on the dark alley way.

APPARENTLY HE WAS BLACK.
was black.
wore a camou pants.
has a weird hair..

TO OUR SUPRISE WHEN WE OPENED A DOOR.

*GASP*

somebody who looked like raied stood directly in front of us.Raied stared at him.
HE stared at Raied..
Raied stared at him..
HE stared at Raied..

Who are u ?

anyway tommorow's speech day. Hope to see you guys tommorrow together! ciao

MY BIG EYES GIRL.

2007-04-18T22:27:00.000+08:00

nya~ha~ha~ha!
what do you first think when somebody asks you a question ;

DO YOU LIKE A GIRL WITH BIG EYES?

-it reminds..
-it reminds......
-it REMINDS ..
OF YANSHAN.

alright.a flashback of yanshan's dream girl

Anyhui, Raied,Yanshan and me when swimming as usual again today.
I was playing DotA halfway so i had to make Raied wait downstair. Sorry Kurai.

teehee.yan shan so happy today

wat chiu looking.

we swam we swam we swam. and we saw these bunch of little kids pawns yanshan in diving.
Yanshan got pawned by one 10 year old girl. (she could maneuver and front flip perfectly)

WHEREAS our dear yanshan boohoohoo

He was really upset :(

-TRIED TO POST A PICTURE OF HIM BEING SAD. BUT THE OWNER OF THIS PICTURE PROHIBITED ME TO POST ONE -

Later on they started to challenge each other who has better body. YOU BE THE JUDGE

Contestant number one.

Contestant number 2

YOU DECIDE WHOS THE WINNER.

Went to the gym.i shall post the pictures to shorten the time taken to do this.

yan shan: w00h00 nice body

went dinner together.
had some preparation :/

PUMA + chao mafia hair = italian gang

FLEX!

WAH! I GET TO TAKE PICTURE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON

2 big eyed boys wanabee. hoping yanshan will like :/

SPIZE

i ordered a Nasi goreng pataya. pretty good with it coming along with a milkylicious bandung!

The sumptuous meal

The Chao Copy Cat who followed what i ordered

We were so happy when the passerbies said Raied look like michael jackson and i look like his manager!

Unfortuantely yan shan tried to ask him who does he look like,but the man just stared at him and walked away.

oh well. he showed his true form after that.

YOU THINK I CANNOT?

anyway just a little camwhore along the way home.i cant resist not to take when i see a mirror :/

*POOF*

POKEMON?!

2007-04-18T15:13:00.000+08:00

OH MY GOD! I AM DEFINATELY SO DISAPPOINTED IN THE NEW UPCOMING POKEMON DIAMOND/PEARL.

*GROANS*
to hell! i waited a year for them to come out.boohoo and it turned that the pokemons are so way freakingly fugly-mugly ugly!

At first, i was wow-ed with the three starters pokemon they showed.

TURTWIG the grass pokemon

CHIMCHAR ; suppose to be a chimp on fire

PINLUP ; Yes. its a penguin.

THEY WERE CUTE. BUT IT TURNED OUT THEIR EVOLUTIONS WERE BULLCRAP :(
NOT FORGETTING THE OTHER MINOR MINOR POKEMONS. THEY LOOK HORRIBLE AS WELL.
if you want to see how do they look like. heres a web that shows the entire pokedex
http://pokemon.marriland.com/diamond_pearl/pokedex

aww u see.

The question is. 1. what are pokemon society doing these days :(
2. Pokemons are suppose to appeal people. how can do that by
making up with such pokemons
3.WHY AM I STILL PLAYING SUCH GAMES :/

im nt sure.but dont you want to CATCH' EM ALL!

Pembukaan Balik

2007-04-17T21:26:00.000+08:00

HEY! yep. i've decided to re-blog again. oh well. its just simply that i have nothing to do at home.
Anyway this is what you get for some people who wants me to blog again.

Today is just another simple and ordinary day where i eat and sleep the entire day. oh well. not until i went jogging today with tammy.Was fun. But it hurts my heart to spend $10.60 on the cabfare. Anyway Thank you for accompanying me.

waited for her :/ she said she was coming down now. but wah. it took damn long, i think she should be taking the stairs down.

ANYWAY I SAW NIAN BIKING WITH HIS FRIEND.frigging hell. hes definately a freak in biking.

TAMMY WAS UNFRIENDLY TOWARDS THE CAM.

we jogged for like 1 hour like that? Wow i was kinda suprised with myself to be able to run such a long distance after eating and sleepign without excercising for a few months.

In the end somebody who asked me out to jog turned out to stop for her breathe :/
she claimed that her stomach was in pain :x not sure whether was it real or not.
LOL. sorry tammy.

Anyway it was getting late so i had to wave good bye to tammy and to meet anthony next.
Thank you anthony for accompanying me to dinner!
He was not really bothered with me :(. All he cared was his Black PSP that kevin hardi "LEND" him :(

ANOTHER UNFRIENDLY PERSON TO THE CAM

Anthony was playing with his psp all the time :(. Gah. and he sucked. yes. seriously. he suck. :(
When he lose,he will definately say im warning up.

PROBABLY TRUE.
BECAUSE HE WON ONE OF HIS MATCH IN AN ULTRA HARD MODE!

He won this. seriously.

anyway anthony got his psp for FREE. Ask him how did he get it.